Selamat Besok!
Yes, it’s almost that time again, besok, when all the work from the last week finally gets done: that lecturer finally responds to your email and the leaks in your room get fixed. The construction noise stops, the potholes are filled in and the Internet comes back on. A happy besok to one and to all, and may besok bring everything you ever wanted.
Besok, it should be noted, means “tomorrow”.
Clearly, it really helps to approach every day in Indonesia without intending to actually get anything done. It helps further to assume that, if it does get done, it will be done slowly and probably done wrong. You can do everything right – make that active verb into a passive verb, remember those ke-an and pe-an affixes, and give instructions to which a man could set his watch – and still fail miserably, on account of the fact that low wages, repetitive responsibilities and a complete lack of formal training transcend language barriers. Service is generally unskilled and without a smile, unless they’ve managed to run out of whatever you’re looking for (habis or kosong). This happens more often than you will ever learn to accept and usually concerns the one product on which their business is based.
“Good morning. Um, could I have fried rice and a sweet ice tea?”
“Sudah habis,” says my new friend at the nearby warung, smiling.
Embarrassment in Indonesia is deflected with a weak smile, sometimes quite a Gallic shrug of the shoulders. On n’y peut rien, he seems to be saying. “We’re a cafeteria more than four hours from closing, and we’ve run out of food: what do you want me to do?” I always want to invite him, in slightly fewer words, to engage improperly with a female member of his immediate family. How on earth, I want to scream, can you run out of rice?
I cannot overstate how unbelievably easy it is to take this personally, either. I’ve been living in Jogjakarta now for a little over two months, and gradually, reluctantly, you fall victim to cynicism. “He must be saving the last bit for one of his mates,” you snarl inwardly. “Or he can’t be bothered. Perhaps he’d prefer a nap.” I have mastered the subtle art of ordering Western food without cheese (“tanpa keju, Mas, itu penting sekali,”) and yet that sickly yellow ooze that besmirches by burger never fails to rattle my cage. Spend any length of time in Indonesia, however, and it eventually becomes clear that you are not (usually) a victim of petty crime or disinterested incompetence: you, like millions of Indonesians on a daily basis, are yet another victim of circumstance.
Take last week, for example. Tens of thousands of Indonesians spent a great deal of last week out in the streets, masked and sometimes heavily armed, protesting a planned hike in fuel prices. Occupy Jakarta never got off the ground last year, simply because when Indonesians have a gripe with their government, Occupy – non-violent and passive-aggressive – just wouldn’t cut it. The increase, devastating for anybody on the breadline (basically everybody) was scrapped at the eleventh hour, but the anger was palpable.
Returning to the point, in a country where he can’t predict how much it will cost him to run his scooter next week, my newfound friend at the warung probably didn’t make enough money yesterday to order enough supplies for today. Like most impromptu roadside businesses – from the tambal ban, the elderly gentlemen who’ll put air in your tyres, to the Vermak penjahit, denim tailors – he’s just thinking about tomorrow. Selamat besok.
It is this unpredictability in everyday life that struck me as I chalked up at Planet Pool, preparing to submit myself to a thumping at the hands of an opponent abiding by Indonesian rules. Divided though Australians may be on matters such as immigration or the carbon tax, we can at least all (usually) get behind one thing: touching the cue ball, while it remains on the felt, is verboten. Opinions run the gamut on what constitutes a foul, and whether or not you can commit a foul while shooting for the eight-ball and still win, but we as a society can generally gather around the idea that, as in golf, the ball is played from wherever it lies. Indonesia has organized itself around the belief that if your opponent scratches his shot, you are allowed to pick up and place the cueball wherever you like, and play it from there. It is incredibly disappointing to lose on such a bizarre variation on a game I grew up playing.
But you live and learn, and you adapt: I’ve always been a strong believer that behind all the traditional dances and ancient ruins, a culture can reveal itself in the way that its people spend their free time. The ingenuity and creativity of Indonesians never ceases to amaze me – when life hands them lemons, they make lemonade. You can have a quality textbook copied, printed and rebound as an exact duplicate in under an hour for less than a fiver, simply by waltzing unannounced into one of the many print shops around UGM. You can choose from all manner of fabrics on Jalan Solo and have a shirt done up in time for dinner. I wonder if I had grown up here, would I have survived, would I have thrived, on so little support from a government that can find no way to profit from me? Suddenly, moving the cueball for even the tiniest advantage doesn’t seem so strange.
With just a few weeks to go until my halfway point in this semester, there’s no shortage of attractions and, of course, distractions. Javanese is progressing slowly, such as it is, and between being spat at by orangutans and visiting what must be an architectural tribute to the Water Temple from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I’ve found time enough for eating fresh seafood at the beach, learning to ride a motorbike, finding the best place in town for a bit of forbidden pork and, wouldn’t you know, actually doing a bit of studying. Mid-semester exams loom nigh, and while one lecturer advocates the mass culling of Sumatran elephants – emphatically not the strangest opinion I have encountered so far – we must cram vocabulary in preparation. The next two weeks have something a little more special in store, so with that I’ll bid the audience adieu and that certain somebody a very warm welcome. Selamat dating ke Jogja, sweetheart, dan jangan lupa bersenang-senang…